Blarney Castle, keeping (pun intended) up with its neighbours in other parts of the world, loves to point out the ways defenders could kill attackers.
Holes for boiling oil pouring and dungeons for burying people alive are lovingly labelled.
Blarney goes a step further; the garden below the walls features poisonous plants – wolfbane, castor oil and that greatest of all killers, tobacco.
We were amused to find an empty cage, which formerly housed the marijuana plant. By the cage was the following sign:
Entrance to Blarney Castle and Gardens costs EUR10.
The writer was the guest of Failte Ireland.