Chapter 98: I must have owed you money in my past life!

  "The people in the new selection group are not what I imagined." I muttered to myself, leaning against the window and staring blankly. Using the phone that God gave me, which can access the internet anywhere, I searched for information about the new selection group on Baidu. The people on it were clearly those uncle types who could cause visual pollution, but... in front of me was a group of young men in their prime. Haha... I forgot that this is a 2D world, where people generally don't grow up to be too ugly. ￣△￣

  "Hmm---so what did you imagine we'd be like?" General Su dragged out his voice, a mischievous grin spreading across his face.

  "Ah! —— Ah!" I was suddenly startled by the general's sudden appearance, and for the first time in my life, I experienced what it felt like to use my forehead to knock against a wall.

  "It hurts..." I covered my forehead with my hand and glared at the general, I've always suspected that in my past life, I must have done something heinous to him, which is why every time I see him, it's always me who ends up being unlucky!

  "Hah! Ahahaha...!" The principal was stunned for a moment, then immediately came back to his senses and burst out laughing, laughing so hard he was about to cry. "Cough cough! Saito-kun, this kid wouldn't have been scared silly by Tsuchida-sensei that night, would he? That's why he's being so adorable, even though he swore not to say anything about it the night before, but the next day he was acting like a fool."

  "...Don't worry, Sōji, Snow Village has always been like this." I looked up and saw Shijō-san holding a tray with rice and side dishes on it, quietly staring at me, making me feel somewhat uneasy for an instant. "Dinner is ready, can we eat now?"

  "......" So you're saying that I've always been so stupid?! I was just scared by the general and bumped into the wall, that's all! General, I must have owed you a lot of money in the past, and now you're finally taking it out on me.

  At this time, Hirasawa came over and urged Shitō "Hey, hurry up and eat already!"

  "I still have work, you guys eat first... Deputy Director Tofu ordered me to keep an eye on him at all times..." Saito said, glancing at me.

  "We can't afford a moment's negligence, this is Mr. Tsuchiya's order," said General Sō.

  "Why don't we just let her eat with us then?" Ping Zhuo retorted.

  "Has been ordered not to leave the room half a step."

  "What's the matter, Deputy Director Tsuchiya is patrolling in Osaka..." said Heisuke.

  The general beside him also nodded and said, "I think so too, it's too boring to just watch this kid eat." He walked over and took the tray from Saito-kun's hand and handed it to Hira.

  "Huh? Why me?" Heihachi looked at Sōsuke with a puzzled expression.

  "It was your suggestion... Alright, let's go." General So said and started walking.

  "Hey, hey, you guys shouldn't be so presumptuous, okay? Did I say I wanted to eat with you?"

  "You guys are really slow, my stomach is growling!" Shinpachi protested, sitting up straight. Saizou was also waiting for dinner on the side.

  "Alas? Why has she come too?" asked Zuo.

  "What's wrong, can't you come?" Heisuke asked as he came out.

  "Come on, food is more delicious when shared with many people."

  "Hey, don't just stand there stupidly, sit down over here." Zuo said, making some space, and Ping Zhu walked over with the tray.

  I looked at him with a puzzled expression. Did he mean for me to sit down? Anyway, out of politeness I voiced my thanks: "Thank you, Mr. Toudou."

  "Hey, can you stop calling me 'Toudou-san'? Everyone calls me 'Heisuke', so just call me that too. We're about the same age anyway, no need to be formal. I'll call you Chizuru."

  "Oh, Heihachi." Is the title that important? I really don't understand Japanese culture at all. Even though my surname is Kurenai, but after all, I am of British descent. And my parents' teachings since childhood were also in English style. After losing my memory, I lived in China. It's really uncomfortable to live in Japan, the world of Naruto is not fully Japanese-style at least!

  He Ping smiled and said, "That's right, Qian He, I'll be counting on you from now on."

  Sousa smiled and said to the little one sitting next to him, "Satou-kun, it seems that child doesn't see Hirai-san as a man at all. Well, but this isn't a bad thing either."

  "Xiao Qianhe, since you've called Pingzhujun, then call me Zongsi too." Zongsi smiled at me with a standard, insincere smile that made my heart flutter.

  "...Chief." I don't know why, but every time I see the chief now, my stomach hurts. If I don't call out to him, he'll definitely pester me for half a day until I'm half dead...I can only force these two words out of my mouth.

  "...Don't mind it too much, Yukimura." Saito said, looking at Soji with a helpless expression.

  "Elementary school student." QAQ Elementary school student, quickly take your wife away and don't come here to harm innocent people again!

  "Koichi? Hehe, it seems like Senri Kachou is quite fond of Saitou-kun, I've never heard anyone call him that before." The smile on Souji's face faltered slightly.

  "Because Xiao Yi is not as bad-hearted as you." I pouted and glared at Zong Si, shoving a mouthful of food into my mouth.

  But my expression froze the next second, because this rice was actually undercooked... With a bitter face and slightly trembling hands, I picked up a piece of fish meat with chopsticks and put it in my mouth... The next second, I wasn't so calm anymore...

  "Too salty! So salty that it's almost poisonous! Not only is the rice not cooked, but even the dishes can't be eaten..." I scrunched up my face and put down the chopsticks in my hand, thinking that for the sake of not getting food poisoning, it's better if I don't eat this meal.

  "Hmm? The meal was cooked by me and I don't think there's anything wrong with it." Souji said, eating a mouthful of food with an expression that showed he didn't care in the least. I suspect that Souji has a problem with his sense of taste!

  “……I'll go cook the rice with water again, if eating like this is bad for my body.” Xiao Yi pulled a long face and walked out of the door, taking his bowl of rice and fish with him. He probably planned to rinse the fish several times too.

  "Alright, I'll cook from now on." I proposed, not wanting to be tortured by these poisonous dishes every day. As expected, I'm naturally incompatible with the captain.

  "Then I'll leave it to Xiaochihe, girls should be able to cook better than us men, right? Then I'll go and have a try too." He said as he also went out.

  "Huh? So his sense of taste is fine after all." Looking around, I found that there was no one else in sight. Everyone must have gone to clean up the food that had been ruined by the general...

  Her gaze shifted to the food at her feet, and she decisively pulled out a plastic bag from her ring and poured it in. Then, she would take it out again another day to 'destroy the evidence'. (Kurenai was quite picky about food, after all.)

  Complete the task: Gain favor with a key figure in the new faction, reward 500 points and a spirit pet.

  The main god dropped something white and fluffy into my arms, is this the legendary spirit pet? It looks like a mammal, could it be the national treasure giant panda? ⊙▽⊙