Chapter 28: Little Aunt Isn't Reliable

  As soon as Zhan Zhu Zhu returned home, Jiang Xin Yue noticed that something was off about her. This child, not to mention the past two days when Xia Zhi had sent her back, every day with a bright and cheerful face, even on normal days she would be smiling from ear to ear, but today why was she hanging her head and lacking energy?

  "Yueyue, what's wrong today? Are you uncomfortable somewhere or are you too tired from studying?" Jiang Xinyue couldn't afford to joke with her little niece anymore.

  She was crying with a sad face, shaking her head. Xia Zhi's brother never spoke to her again after that, was he really angry? It's all her fault, she had no filter on her mouth, how could a good girl like her say those words that only those rascal boys should say?

  Fat boy dead bamboo pole, poison her this pure and innocent underage girl, tomorrow will go to destroy them.

  Xia must think she's a bad girl now, oh no! All those years of building up a good image - cough, well, it wasn't that great to begin with... but at least it wasn't bad before.

  "Xiaoxiao, you child, if there's something on your mind, just say it, do you want to worry me to death?" The women in the Jiang family all inherited some hot tempers. They have a more impatient nature, or to put it more bluntly, when their curiosity isn't satisfied, they easily become violent.

  She pouted, looking at her aunt with a sorrowful expression, trying to squeeze out two tears to gain sympathy. However, she was used to being straightforward and couldn't find the sentimental nerve: "Auntie, I'm doomed! I made Summer Brother angry today."

  "Cough, this isn't a big deal... wait, what did you just say? You've provoked Xia Zhi? Not that Nifei kid?" Jiang Xinyue was shocked.

  "What's so special about teasing Xia Zhi Mao, even if he gets angry I don't care." Zhang Doudou threw herself onto the sofa, but forgot that Jiang Xinyue had already put away the soft cushion, leaving only the hard chair surface, which made her let out a pained "aiyo".

  "Tell me, how did you manage to provoke Xia Zhi?" Jiang Xinyue also sat down without helping Zhan Zhuo share her worries, and instead asked curiously about the inside story. No way, who let Xia Zhi have such a good temper? From young to old, she had never seen that child lose their temper before. She was always curious how long Xia Zhi could tolerate Zhuo's time bomb personality.

  "Auntie, how can you have no sympathy at all!" Zhan Zhu Zhu pointed at Jiang Xin Yue's smiling face and shouted: "Your niece is about to lose her boyfriend!"

  "Not even in love, how can you call it lost?" Looking at Jiang Xinyue's words, I know that this kind of temperament is inherited from which family's excellent genes. "Okay, come on, quickly tell Auntie to listen, Auntie will help you analyze, three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang."

  The warily looking at the woman in front of him with sparkling eyes: "Little aunt, are you okay? You're already thirty and haven't had a romance yet. Can your romantic experiences withstand practical tests?"

  Jiang Xinyue is a female online novelist who specializes in romance. She has written many romantic stories, but unfortunately, her own emotional experiences are still blank to this day, and she has wasted her youth on fictional love stories.

  It turns out that Zhan Yu's precocity and ferocity also have something to do with Jiang Xinyue's poisoning and harm over the years. After all, whenever Jiang Xinyue encounters "emotional difficulties", she likes to pull Zhan Yu in for discussion. When they haven't written their "masterpiece" yet, the two women will still sneak a laugh under the covers.

  "Hmph, although I'm not a practitioner, at least I'm a theorist, right? You know the heavenly maiden Wang Yuyan from The Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils? She didn't have any martial arts skills but could still command Murong Fu..."

  "Alright, alright, my fairy aunt," one thing after another, Zhan Zhu Zhu was most afraid of this aunt who could talk even more than her: "I'm telling you, you have to help me solve this!"

  She didn't dare to tell Jiang Xinyue that she had made Xia Zhi angry by suggesting that children shouldn't be allowed, so she just skirted around the issue: "I think I acted too crudely today, and Brother Xia Zhi said I don't look like a girl."

  "You've never acted like a girl before, and it wasn't until today that Xia Zhi said you're already pretty good."

  "Auntie!"

  "Alright, alright!" Jiang Xinyue looked at her rampaging niece and hastily surrendered. What could she do? After all, she was only good at verbal sparring, while her niece had been trained by her brother-in-law to be strong and capable. This was the difference between practicality and theory. "I've always said that girls shouldn't learn about knives, guns, and sticks, but should be more ladylike."

  Zhan Zhenzhen was not ashamed of his own aunt's sneak attack: "When I was a kid, my dad asked me to learn martial arts, didn't you stop me? When I helped you with chores, didn't you despise me? Now you're speaking so lightly, do you think it's like in the novels, where I just tap twice and can cripple myself?"

  Jiang Xinyue was suddenly caught off guard, feeling embarrassed: "Go away, I'm not your mother, how can I control your father who's obsessed with martial arts? Of course, giving up on martial arts is out of the question, but can't you just pretend to be a normal person for once?"

  "How to pretend?" Zhan Zhuang tilted his head and thought for a moment, feeling that this trick of deceiving people was something he could do well, so he straightened up his body and asked for guidance.

  "Look at other girls... No, just look at Li Qiu and that's enough!" There was a model of elegance beside her. "Come on, let's go through it from the beginning."

  Warriors nodded, sat up straight.

  "Look at your leg." Jiang Xinyue slapped Waruwaru's legs off the sofa with a loud slap.

  "Look at what you're wearing." Jiang Xinyue disdainfully lifted up Zhan Yicheng's T-shirt and sports shorts.

  "Look at your hair." Jiang Xinyue rubbed her short hair, which was as short as the grass on the lawn, and said with disdain: "Apart from the fact that your ID card says you're a girl, where can I see any feminine characteristics? It's strange if Xia Zhi likes you. I'm worried that he might have a gay tendency."

  "Little aunt, don't let you corrupt our family's Xia Zhige!" Zhan Zhu Zhu's protective husband behavior has become an instinct: "Who says I don't have? Who says I don't have? Look, look, I also have breasts!" It's just a little smaller.

  "What you call a chest?" Jiang Xinyue snorted: "If you have the ability to straighten your waist, don't think that just because you're flexible you can use your ribcage to fake the curve of a chest."

  "What's going to happen now?" I originally thought I was such a failure...

  Jiang Xinyue looked her up and down countless times, a smile blooming on his face, he snapped his fingers, and the idea of home spread infinitely: "Everything will be left to Little Auntie!"

  Digression

  Haha, guys, do you think this little aunt is reliable? The fan indicates that it's very suspicious...