-that holy artifact is called “panties”-
i reach the nearest town
almost forgotten to take my hunt reward, i need to sell it to the nearest town
though because it took too long to wash my bodies from blood and scum before reaching the town
it end up in noon when i reach it
….
i looked around
the adventurer guild is already closed down but the chapel is still open
thinking i can sell the “other” things instead, i come to the chapel
“welcome, do you have some business here?”
a important looking priest is greeting me
with a giant goddess statue behind him
smiled inside my head, i said to him
“gather everyone important in here, i have some important divine artifact to shown”
it took some time. but after showing him a glimpse of my “item”, he hurriedly gather everyone
after most of them gathering and looking at me
i start to put my hand on dimensional storage
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some make ruckus seeing such a rare magic but it eventually calmed down
and what i shown to them
while bringing it above my head
was a white laced underwear
“OOH! THAT IS!?”
the “thing” is shining
it filled with so much divine aura that it was basically overflowing
some people even began to pray, some people even crying in tears while muttering
ignoring them, i continued
“BEHOLD”
“THIS IS THE ITEM THAT HAS BEEN PERSONALLY BLESSED BY THE GODDESS!”
those guys are in awe
and i continued
“LAMENTING THE COUNTLESS LAMBS IN THE OPPRESSION OF THE DEMONS, THE GODDESS HERSELF PERSONALLY CREATED THIS ARTIFACT”
actually not created, but wear but who cares
“THIS ARTIFACT HAS BEEN CREATED WITH BLOOD AND SWEAT OF THE GODDESS AND RECEIVE MOST OF HER BLESSING PERSONALLY!”
she wears it all the time, so of course it is
when did i get this you asked? it's when she wears maid clothing and changing her clothes. i take it at that time
freshly worn of course
“THUS IT WAS ORIGINALLY A PRICELESS TREASURE! NORMALLY JUST PUTTING A PRICE ON THIS THING IS ABSURD! A HERESY TO GODDESS!”
i continued with loud voice
“BUT! I HAVE RECEIVED GODDESS REVELATION PERSONALLY TO GIVE IT TO THE MOST NEED, LOST LAMBS! WITH EQUAL DONATION”
i never said that! seems like there's that retort inside my heads but i ignored it
“THAT'S WHY, EVEN THIS ARTIFACT CAN BE YOURS! WE START BIDDING IN 10.000 GOLD!”
“11.000!”
“15.000!”
“i won't lose! 30.000!”
“grr dammit! 50.000!”
“100.000!”
“hey who cheated on 100.000? 110.000!”
“i won't hand it over to anyone! 170.000!”
the bidding hall ..i mean church hall is becoming noisy
some even trying to obstruct each other and speak some insult unfit to holy man that devoted to goddess
like this, the church hall is becoming a massacre..
-at middle of night-
fufufu, lucky. that thing sold at 265.674 gold
it probably can be sold higher if i sell it in bigger town with most goddess believer, but i need some fund right now
ah, right. the currency rate of one gold is 10.000 yen. silver 1000 yen bronze 100 yen
so i’m rich. hurray
by the way, the guy that won the bidding keep thanking to me, said he will never hand it over to even the hero or the king and making it his family heirloom forever
well isn't that lucky goddess? it has been received by such a devoted lambs. you should cry tears of happiness you know. ah no need to thank me, you’re making me blush
now let's celebrate by renting the most expensive inn tonight!
after that, i find out that the goddess is becoming a hikikomori but that's something that i learn much later
not like it changed much than before right?
