So the six of move all the passengers in there rooms and Lock the door and. We put crew somewhere safe. Now the most important question does anyone know how drive a boat.
Jarrin: can any drive this thing
Wave: Not to worry I been on the seas my whole life I know how drive a boat just like riding a bike.
Mikki: Except if you fuck up we end up like the Titanic
Shelbi: Don't fuck up Wave
Wave: No faith at all. Shelbi how long have we been together
Shelbi: 3 years
Wave: Have I ever let you down
Shelbi: Yes don't fuck up Wave
Jarrin: Does anyone else know how to drive a boat.
They shake their heads
Jarrin: Fuck.
Wave: Relax I will put in Auto we beat the Trencher and who ever is controlling them and we wake up the Captain Problem solve and I go back to winning the limbo contest.
Luka: Every thing you said correct except I am winning the Limbo contest
Jax: Both of you are wrong I am winning the limbo contest
Jarrin & Shelbi: WHO CARES ABOUT THE FUCKING LIMBO CONTEST!
Luka& Wave & Jax: Sorry
Jarrin: Oh yeah what do you mean some one is controlling the Trenches
Shelbi: Trenches are usually hired muscle they are not that smart.
We go to the deck and we wait for the trenches and their mysterious leader. I do not know who it will be but it wil probably some aquatic creature. We wait and wait. We get a little board and start to play some cards.
Mikki: Why have they not attack yet I am so board.
Wave: My guess is they only expected humans to be on this ship. I am thinking they are trying to come up with a new game plan
Luka: Also the longer we wait the more moral we loose and less we feel like fighting.
Jarrin: Should we go attack them
Luka: No they have the advantage in the water. The only people who are built for aquatic combat is Wave and Shelbi. beside that it is foggy outside you'd get lost
Jarrin: No I would not
Jax and Mikki: Yes you would
Jarrin: Shut up
Shelbi: Check it out I see 3 ships when did they get close to us.
Jax: They use the fog as cover.
Mikki: Jarrin were going to be in a real pirate fight best Honeymoon ever
Shelbi: This is your Honeymoon
Jarrin and Mikki: Yeah
Shelbi: How come you wont marry me Wave
Wave: Danm stepped on a landmine
Shelbi: We will talk about this later.
The Trenches get off there boat and start coming for us. Shelbi and Wave jump into the water. Shelbi legs turn into a light blue fish tail.
Shelbi :We will take care of the Small fries there isn't anything faster than a mermaid in the water
Wave: She is right Shelbi is faster than I am.
Shelbi swims around the life boat and starts pulling Trenches and stabbing the with a knife she made out of water. Then Wave is acting like Jaws sneak attacking them by popping out of the water and biting their throats. He is really like a shark. Then a Harpoon shoots at Shelbie
Wave: Shelbie LOOK OUT!
Wave gets in front of the harpoon and catches it with his teeth. and crushes it. Wow that is some amazing bite strength. another harpoon fires this time it hits Wave in the shoulder.
Shelbi: WAVE! are you ok
Wave: I am fine but I am going to feel that in the morning
Shelbi: Quit joking around you got a harpoon in your shoulder let go back to the ship for now.
???: Like I let you do that
Wave: a Kraken man
The Kraken man has gold skin and six arm like tentacles with four more harpoon He throws another one Wave goes to protect Shelbi. But Luka is already there flying in the air Mikki and I follow him.
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Luka: Not Today
Kraken Man: Your lucky the vamp was here to save you shark
Jarrin: tentacles it just had to have tentacles
Mikki: What wrong with tentacles
Jarrin: I don't want to talk about it.
Luka: You are remembering Calamari aren't you
Jarrin: Don't even speak that evil slimy creature name
Mikki: Who is Calamari
Luka: He was one of Robin experiments that wrapped Jarrin in his tentacles
Mikki: You were in live tentacles porn
Jarrin: Shut up
Jax: Hey Luka
Luka: What
Jax: Was it hot
Luka: A little bit
Jarrin: I HERD THAT!
Luka: Fuck!
Kraken Man: Stop ignoring me you rats with wings
He starts throwing harpoons at us we doge them in the air. Mikki fly's Wave back to ship and Shelbi goes with them. Then she applies light magic on him and takes out the harpoon. I should of went with them. God my trauma is acting up and it freaking me out I hate fucking tentacles This guy need to be taken out.
Kraken Man : Die, Die, Die, Take this TENTICLE REACH
He reaches his tentacle and it grabs me and it fucking wrapping around me constricting Me it all over my breast and crotch. Gross it is so fucking slimy. I HATE FUCKING TENTICLES. The Kraken men is full of lust.
Kraken: Well look like I got some good booty on this job
Jarrin: Fucking pirate pun
Luka face gets dark and he rips the tentacle that was holding me and brings me back to the boat
Kraken: Ahhhhhhhhhh
Luka: Stay
Jarrin: ok
Why am I being so obedient right now. Maybe I just don't want to touch him. Luka looks really angry thought Then he goes over to the Kraken
Kraken: You Bas....
Luka: DIE! HEAVENS WRATH!
A huge lighting bolt falls from heavens and he struck by the lightning. He turns into cinders. Since the Kraken is defeated the Trenches retreat to their boat. they are sailing away and Luka comes back.
Shelbi: They are getting away
Jarrin: I got this
I know I am going to regret this. I wind up and throw a punch.
Jarrin: FIRE FIST!
A huge flaming Fist goes and destroys the boat. Than I begin to cry.
Shelbie: Why are you crying they were the enemies
Jarrin: I not crying because of that(crying) I am crying because I fucking miss Ace
Shelbie: What?
Mikki: Why did you (crying) Do that now I am sad.
Jax: What do you mean you miss Ace?
Mikki: He Died
Jax: ACE IS DEAD! I am only on the Impel Down Arc
Luka: It was Fucking sad I flipped a table Jarrin was Balling.
Shelbie: What is going on?
Wave: At Least There Is Sabo
Jarrin and Mikki: (crying) good guy fucking Sabo
Luka: You Know One Piece
Wave: Luffy going to be King of Fucking Pirates
Shelbie: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT FUCKING PIRATE SHOW YOU WATCH!
Wave: It is not a Pirate show it is a way of life. You would not understand
Shelbie faced palm. I make a vow in my heart if or when I have a son I am going to name him Ace and there is not danm thing Luka can do about it. I look into the sea and promise myself. The fog clears and we wake up the guess. Nothing really exciting happen after the kraken and the trenches, but we did have a lot of sex. We say Goodbye to Shelbie and Wave after the trip and head back. Pretty soon Collage starts. and After that we will start are company Greyline. The next eight years we will all be really busy.
