"status"
So... After a night of sleep, all my stats are at their maximum values, now I only need to understand what relates to what, and on which scales are those numbers.
First things first: "Help"
"Well, for first can you give me a rundown of this status? and also of the Hell".
"Just what kind of help are you? did no one ever said that you're able to drive someone to suicide with that kind of talk? Can't you simply answer to my questions?"
....So if I die, the penalty is a reset. Well it kind of make sense, if you think about it, resurrection should be not possible, it's only thanks to the fact that I'm an undead and I'm in hell that I survived.
Now... how to ask about the stats? let's try with flattery: "By those words one can clearly feel your cruelty, this one wanted to ask about the meaning of those numbers, but after such display, I don't think I'm worthy of your words, I fear that I would be killed if I hear more of them"
It turns out that humans are weaker than monster; it's probably beacause of their... our bodies, which brings me back to a question. How do I look? I don't think I'm the kind of human ghoul that always appear in anime: "ah, stop, this is too much, I think I'm going to suicide if I were to see my apparences".
It seems I can't go anywhere but in Hell with my current apparences, let's finish this in single swoop: "Ah, now that I look like this, how can I ever go out of here? This is too cruel, the only crueler thing would be by giving me hope, only to take it back"
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This is easier than it seems, I just need to let him mock me some more, and I'll have all the info I need... did I really managed to let him call me idiot yesterday? It was probably fault of my poor condition.
"Well, the good thing is that I don't even know how much time I passed wandering in the previous layer, probably my sister is already dead from hundreds of years, so I don't need to go out of here"
Good, not much time has passed, I'm still in time, I only need to find a way out of here: "So you're saying that I can only live inside Hell now? Let's just hope that this is a good place to stay, until now the rules are very enticing"
Not a bad way to give punishment, they give hope only to take it, and no one becomes strong enough to get out of here; this will be tricky.
But if everything is as Help said, then why I'm not feeling anything right now? In the 8th circle I was continuously roasted, I'm not feeling that sensation at all now? Following that logic, I shouldn't even able to regenerate, but I recovered from quite the large injuries (based on how many HP i had yesterday)
Too many questions, and the only one who can answer them will probably just shrug it off. I'll need to experiment with my stats for a time before making a serious plan; what's more, I need to find a way to evolve in something pleasant and at the same time acquire light resistance.
Ah, right, Help slipped some information during all that cursing, let's try: "magic proficiencies and resistances"
Uuuuh, this is quite something, let's start the experiments