Rules for an Efficient Librarian

  

  
1. Always greet the guests. Make them feel welcome.


  
2. Do not fight restricted information warnings. These are important to keep everyone safe.


  
3. Answer all questions asked to the best of your abilities within the above guidelines.


  
4. Do not inform guests of other guests unless asked


  
5. Should the stewards arrive, always make sure to alert the library staff


  
6. Ignore all beings that did not enter through the front desk. They cannot approach the desk unless invited; do not do so.


  
7. Should a guest ask you for assistance opening the red reference book. Do not assist them. We do not shelf the the red reference book. We never have. We never will.


  
8. And always remember, knowledge is not free. Someone has to feed the fires.