Declaration of Love (Lie and Ling)

  More intense in the car

  Originally wanted to speak up, but seeing Lie's dark face, I swallowed my words...

  "Xin Jia didn't provoke you," I muttered softly, but Lie heard it.

  "You..." wanted to say something but stopped...

  "Gurgling, gurgling." Why is it that I'm hungry now when I wasn't before...

  "You're really a pig reincarnated." Liao ridiculed me.

  "Let me say it again, I'm not a pig. When can I go home?" The car is really stuffy.

  "Whatever." Lie said nonchalantly, but in fact he hoped more than anyone else to spend a few more seconds with her.

  "What's going on now?" I couldn't bear it anymore!

  "Within today." Lie continued to tease Ling.

  "What's wrong with you three?" I cursed loudly, without caring about my image.

  "What about you? No attitude." Lie looked at Ling: pouting, one hand pointing to himself, couldn't help but smile, even when scolding someone he's still so cute.

  The two of them fell silent for a long time...

  "Dear Lie, can I get a ride home with you?" If being tough doesn't work, I'll try being gentle.

  "Whatever...". Lie couldn't take it anymore and stuttered out two words -

  "Whoa~~~" The car stopped steadily in front of the villa. Because the brakes were applied a bit too quickly, Ling hadn't sat properly and fell forward, landing right into Lie's arms, their mouths touching.

  "It's so sweet" thought Lei in her heart

  "Has he eaten a lollipop? So sweet, are his lips made of cotton candy? So soft." I murmured, wanting to struggle free and escape, yet couldn't bear to part with this feeling, which was tense yet exciting.

  "I like you." He said it very softly, but Ling could hear it with both ears.

  "I like you too." After that, Lie buried his head and knocked open Ling's teeth with his tongue, constantly sucking in Ling's oxygen...

  Her soul felt like her mouth was eating jelly, her body was electrified, her heart was filled with honey, the world kept spinning, and there were only two people in the world...

  Smile and be happy: ——

  Classic joke: One day, the teacher walked into the classroom and the students stood up in unison, shouting "Good morning, teacher!" The teacher said angrily: "Just good morning? What about this afternoon? Isn't it going to be good?"

  Then all the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!"

  The teacher said angrily: "What about tonight?"

  The students shouted in unison: "Teacher is great tonight too!"

  The teacher nodded and said, "That's more like it, now shout again!"

  "Teacher, good morning, good afternoon, and good evening!"

  The teacher said: "You say antonyms loudly. Now start."

  Teacher: "Today's weather is very good." Student: "Today's weather is very bad."

  Teacher: "Everywhere is sunny and bright." Student: "Everywhere is cloudy and overcast."

  Teacher: "Immediately crowded with people." Student: "Immediately empty and without a single person."

  Teacher: "Young." Student: "Old."

  Teacher: "Stand up." Student: "Lie down"

  Teacher: "There is a young man standing on it." Student: "There is an old man lying on it."

  Teacher: "I picked up one yuan and handed it over to the teacher." Student: "I lost one yuan and went to steal from the teacher."

  Teacher: "Wrong! You can't say it like that!" Student: "Right! It should be said like this!"

  Teacher: "Wrong." Student: "Right."

  Teacher: "This is not allowed, this is illegal behavior!" Student: "This is okay, this is legal behavior!"

  Teacher: "I said wrong." Student: "We said right."

  Teacher: "Listen to me, what I say is correct!" Student: "No, listen to us, everything you say is wrong!"

  Teacher: "You're foolish." Student: "We're clever."

  Teacher: "Stop!" Student: "Continue!"

  Teacher: "You stop now! Don't say anything else!" Student: "We continue now! We still have something to say!"

  Teacher: "You fools, I said stop!" Student: "We are all geniuses, we say go on!"

  Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!" Student: "The teacher listens to us!"

  Teacher: "Students must listen to the teacher!" Student: "Teachers must also listen to students!"

  Teacher: "Now you stop practicing!" Student: "Now we continue practicing!"

  Teacher: "Are you guys never going to end?" Student: "We have a beginning and an end!"

  Teacher: "Then stop! Foolish pigs!" Student: "Then we should continue! Genius!"

  This joke has more words, so everyone be patient and read it carefully!

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