Chapter 17: The First Line of Heaven's Light Brings Out the Divine Rhinoceros

  Oh no, it's bad... The more he worried about something happening, the more it seemed to happen, and Shan Yong hurriedly ran back.

  I suspected Wang Hua-ting's intentions were not good last night, trying to get close to Lei Da-peng, maybe it had something to do with the strike. The leaders of the sports department were secretly gathering and agreed not to go to the cafeteria, but on the other hand, they used Lei as a negative example to lead by example, the effect is predictable. Originally wanted to remind him last night, but seeing Lei Da-peng return in a daze, really couldn't bear to hurt this guy's fragile emotions, just hoping nothing unexpected happens.

  It seems that things have gone against his wishes. Someone like Lei Ge, in this small circle of the school, can't even keep a low profile if he wants to. Rushing up to the second floor and pushing open the door, there's Lao Bao from the physical education department, along with seven or eight classmates who usually hang out together, playing soccer, bragging, and drinking. They're all close friends, but today the atmosphere isn't great. They're surrounding Lei Dapeng, who's sitting on his bed, staring at him intensely. Lei Dapeng thinks he's been saved, so he stands up and shouts:

  "Egg brother, egg brother...... you're finally back, they still haven't finished with me."

  "You dare to say that, it's easy to get a little excited, you lead a group of girls to the cafeteria to eat, yesterday didn't work out, and today at noon you went again, is that right?" Lao Bao scolded. Chou Jiao followed closely behind, criticizing: "Lei Ge, causing trouble is your specialty, this time you're ruining the brothers' show, isn't it?"

  "Just had two meals, can't be like this, right?" Lei Dapeng explained with a bitter face and a twisted mouth, not expecting that after being pleased for a day in the emotional arena, he would offend his brother.

  "How could it be so serious? You're a celebrity at school, and you don't care about the impact, you've ruined your brothers." Lao Bao scolded.

  "Moreover, you're accompanied by seven or eight chicks, aren't you having a great time? The brothers are really being taken for a ride." Xiang Jiu added.

  There's another one, who seems to be paying attention to the online situation, saying behind everyone's back: "It's over, it's over. Ba Ge, you see, no need to be harmonized, we can't support this anymore today."

  Everyone turned around, and on Lei Dapeng's computer screen was a large photo. Lei Dapeng took one look and almost shouted out loud, covering his mouth with his hand. It was his own photo, showing him eating with Wang Huating and several other beautiful girls from the English department, the Politics and History department, and some student union cadres. The photo captured Lei's smiling face as he devoured his food, accompanied by text that read: "The cafeteria has introduced several improved meal plans, adding many dishes suitable for students' tastes." The sports department guys looked at him with a gaze that seemed to hold class hatred, and Lei Dapeng didn't dare open his mouth again.

  Since ancient times, water and fire have not been compatible, ice and charcoal are not in the same furnace. Ordinary students and student union members can't get along at all, but instead, they represent the opposite side and stand together with student cadres, this influence is really bad, it's really heartbreaking for these inferior students!

  And there's more, flipping through the campus BBS webpage, that supplementary brother pointed and said: "You see, the school grass evaluation has also been messed up by girls."

  Si Mu Xian took a glance, and the sound of laughter turned over. The school's grass evaluation was topped with the title "Who can be more arrogant and awesome than Leigong?" It was unexpectedly Lei Da Peng, who had a deep and serious expression, but with a crooked eyebrow and slanted eyes. The introduction, which was written by someone unknown, followed Lei Gong's usual language style, saying that he had chased countless girls in school, which was courageous; had posted numerous love letters on the girls' dormitory, which was persistent; but had not caught any girl, which was a repeated defeat. Now, after all the hardships, he suddenly gained the favor of several beauties... Si Mu Xian read with an unusual tone, and everyone listened more and more angrily. When they turned to glare at Lei Da Peng, Lei Da Peng smiled awkwardly, biting his finger, his eyes rolling around, feeling a little happy in his heart, but not knowing how to calm down the anger of his brothers.

  "Traitor." Old Bao cursed.

  "Traitor." Stinky Foot added.

  "Indulge in lust and forget righteousness."

  "Seeking wealth and honor through friendship."

  "It's not worth grieving over his death."

  “………”

  A bunch of big hats came crashing down, and these guys couldn't do anything to Da Peng, they just came to vent their frustrations. Lei Da Peng hugged his head and covered his face, too ashamed to show himself, mumbling an explanation: "Brothers, don't be so stubborn, okay? I'm actually a Han in Cao's camp, although there's a chick sitting next to me, but I'm really thinking of you guys... They say brothers are like hands and feet, women are like clothes, but my hands and feet have changed clothes several times, can't I still be naked? Hey, Egg Brother, say something, I really didn't mean to, you guys... you're so angry with me, it's not because I was voted the number one school grass, is it? You're jealous, right? I've lived so long, being first is always last, this is my first time being a positive first."

  This remark made everyone even more furious, but after all, they were all buddies in school, and it was unlikely that they would become sworn enemies. Many people didn't say a word, wanting to turn their sleeves and leave, saying that the 2nd dormitory and the 222nd dormitory would not coexist from now on.

  Lei Da Peng was anxious, holding onto his shoes and begging: "Hey, hey, don't go, brothers! How about this, I'll treat everyone to a meal? You choose the place, consider it an apology. Can't you understand? It's not like I'm a traitor... Hey, don't go! If you want, I'll ask Egg Brother to make some special dishes for you: Huang Qi turtle, Fu Shou fish, Xiang La shellfish, Hua Mi cake. Guaranteed to quench your thirst... Hey, don't go! One person can have a whole donkey whip, okay?!"

  "You glutton! Do you know what it's called when something is stuck in your mouth?" The old man who left last walked away with a smirk, and Lei Dapeng naturally didn't know, only to see the old man sticking up his middle finger and forcefully spitting out the answer: "It's called 'sun'!"

  Then slammed the door heavily in anger.

  They were all foodies, but now they can't even win back their brothers' hearts with food, that's how angry they are. Not one of them stayed behind, Lei Dapeng was left speechless, Shan Yong chased after them, talking to the sports department guys about something. But when he came back a while later, he was alone. Lei Dapeng was triumphant in love, but his brothers were disappointed, feeling regretful and scratching their cheeks restlessly, asking Si Mu Xian, who turned his face away and lay on the bed, smiling and teasing: "Don't ask me, I've already told you, love requires a price to be paid."

  Re-consulting Dan Yong, but Dan Yong thinks it's the best time to lose. The student union has already taken the upper hand, and the school is just making a cold treatment, slightly improving it, and then launching another movement through the student union. It won't take a few days for students with little money left in their pockets to return to the cafeteria. Losing the strike is only a matter of time.

  This was expected, and at this time, no one dared to jump out. Originally, this matter had been discussed with Lao Bao and others, and there were some plans. But it turned out that the success or failure of this matter would be attributed to Lei Dapeng's body. It seemed that the leaders of the sports department would have to treat him as a traitor. Thinking of this, Shan Yong comforted Lei Dapeng: "Dapeng, in this world, you can believe anything, but not love. Do you think Wang Huating could fall for you?"

  "Really? Had a great time playing, and said to call me during internship too." Lei Dapeng said with pride.

  Shan Yongqi's expression changed slightly, and he said with a serious tone: "Brother, it seems like you've been taken advantage of." He then shifted his tone and added: "No way, she was just teasing you."

  "That's just playing around with girls, aren't you teaching me to enjoy the process?" Lei Dapeng said.

  "I didn't mean that, I meant she wouldn't have that kind of intention towards you." Shuang Yu tried to persuade him with a bitter tone, not wanting to hurt his brother's feelings. But unexpectedly, he didn't understand and Lei Da Peng rolled his eyes and asked back: "Then what do you mean? What does she mean to me? You don't know either, are you interested in her?"

  "I..." Dan Yong's words were cut off by the reversal of the sentence, and Si Mu Xian chuckled, since being infatuated with love, Lei Ge had become even more unreasonable, like a normal person.

  Speechless, Shanyong simply gave up, but unexpectedly Lei Dapeng wasn't finished yet. He pulled at Shanyong and begged: "Egg brother, don't care about what's right or wrong, I'm asking you for a favor. Another day, give me something fun to do, I'll invite Wang Huating out for a meal, guaranteed to capture her heart."

  "Not everyone is a foodie like us, brother." said Shuang Yong.

  "Just make her happy, remember those weird little things we used to do, like the sparrow egg, ant eggs, small flower honey cake, and small steamed bun people... women all love these strange little trinkets. I went back and gave them to my mom, it almost made my mom ecstatic! Use this trick to woo a girl, it's definitely effective, you don't need to look for her, she'll come looking for you." Lei Dapeng was excitedly chattering away. Si Mu Xian smiled and added: "You're only good at chopping wood and burning fire, how about that, even when it comes to wooing a girl, we have to do the physical labor?"

  "Wait... don't interrupt. Da Peng, what did you say?" Dan Yong's mind flashed with inspiration, cutting off the two people's conversation, grasping something in his thoughts.

  "It's just Sparrow Bun, Ant Egg, and Little Mantou Person..." Lei Dapeng was startled by Dan Yong's sudden expression, and didn't know what to say.

  "No, later on... why do you need to find her, can't she come find you?" Dan Yong said with a hint of teasing and questioning tone. Without waiting for Lei Da Peng's response, he suddenly slapped his forehead and muttered to himself: "I'm so stupid, yeah! Why did I have to rack my brains to find her? Let her come find me instead, problem solved... This idea is great, haha, Da Peng you're a genius! I thought about it all night but couldn't figure it out, you woke me up. I'm leaving... Da Peng, your situation is fine, just say what you want to eat, and if you want to pursue Wang Hua Ting that's no problem either. A person needs some ideals, without some unrealistic ideals the pursuit wouldn't be meaningful!"

  Talking excitedly, he turned around and rushed out of the door as if he had discovered a new continent.

  As soon as he left, Lei Dapeng was stunned and turned back to ask Simu Xian: "What's wrong with the boss? He hasn't been right since last night, being dazed and confused."

  "He's fallen for her just like you did." Si Mu Xian said with a smile.

  "Oh, no wonder... I can tell you, younger brother, our big brother didn't used to be called Egg Brother in high school. Do you know what he was called?"

  "I don't know, what's it called?"

  His family runs a donkey courtyard wine house, and he has been with several chicks. We all call him Donkey Brother.

  "Hehe...... Is that so? I'll ask him when I turn back."

  "Don't mention it, if you bring up what happened before, he'll turn around and hit me... Ah, ah, who's that girl you're talking about? Song Siyun?"

  The two brothers were talking about Lao Da's private life, and when Lao Da was not around, they naturally didn't mind belittling him a bit. They were also quite interested in his personal life, such as the girl who often drove to school during the previous semester and would come to find Lao Da from time to time, making Lei Dapeng think that Lao Da was going to "make an old tree bloom with new flowers" or "let poisonous weeds grow new buds". This time, however, Si Muxian was gossiping in Lei Dapeng's ear, saying that it was Zuo Lao's family's daughter. Lei Dapeng looked like he had swallowed a bun and was choking, as if this matter had shocked him.

  "Come on, Lao Da is more awesome than you!" Si Mu Xian said with a smile, "Mei Te Si Bang Wei" means not taking the usual path, and being more awesome than each other.

  "Wow, Lao Da has gone too far." Lei Dapeng reacted after a while, and immediately became very serious and normal, not at all like his usual self. He said to Xian Di, "I think people should be more down-to-earth... I'm telling you, he's always been unrealistic, sleeping on his back makes him think he can conquer the sky, crawling on his stomach makes him think he can rape the earth. In other aspects, I may not be better than him, but in this regard, I think we two are more practical than him."

  Lei Dapeng made a philosophical comment on the matter of Dan Yong and Zuo Laojia's daughter, which left Simu Xian stunned for half a day before he finally understood what it meant. Suddenly, he burst out laughing, holding his stomach in pain as he laughed uncontrollably on the bed...