Chapter 12: One Person, Half Price? Ah Mei stood up: "Xiao Bai, thank you for the tip. Don't forget to put your consumption on my account when you get back."

  "That's natural. Good sister, shall we have a romantic encounter sometime?"

  She's quite good with words, Ah Mei thought to herself with a sneer. She wouldn't fall for someone as rough as him, but she also couldn't let the money slip away: "That depends on how White Brother performs."

  Bai Lao Wan patted Ah Mei's butt: "Alright, once I've satisfied you, you must promise me."

  Watching A Mei leave, Bai Lao Wan slowly came out and saw Vice Mayor Chen standing in the corridor, preparing to call him.

  Two people went downstairs, ordered a private room, ordered four dishes and sat down.

  "What can I do for you?"

  Bai Lao Wan raised his wine glass: "Chen Hua, old brother, can't I look for you when there's nothing going on?"

  The two men finished their beer and Bai Laowang cleared his throat: "I actually did find you for something."

  Chen Hua smiled: "I knew you, Old Wan, wouldn't come all the way here just to drink with me. What's on your mind? Let's get one thing straight, don't ask for anything too difficult, or I won't be able to do it and that would be bad for our brotherly relationship."

  "It's not difficult, but it's also not easy," said Bai Laowang: "I want you to help me get a position in the town."

  Chen Hua smiled: "You also want to join the government to serve the people?"

  Bai Lao shook his head: "I don't have those two skills, besides, I don't want to."

  "That's someone else? If it's someone else, then don't say anything. You're not unaware of the current situation, my position doesn't count for anything, no one listens to me, personnel matters are all controlled by the secretary and town mayor."

  Bai Lao smiled and said, "You can fool others with this, but not me. I'm well aware of Chen Hua's influence in the town. You can help with this matter." He paused for a moment before continuing, "Besides, when I handle things, you can rest assured that you won't be left out of any benefits."

  Chen Hua took a bite of his food and swallowed it before saying, "I know this, but currently there really aren't any vacancies."

  Bai Lao Wan said: "Think about it, for the sake of money, getting a position is good enough. As long as that little brat gets in, even if he's shoveling manure in the government, it's still considered a job."

  At this point, it seemed to have reminded Chen Hua. He slapped his forehead: "Got it."

  "What's going on? You're not really going to let him dig up the latrines, are you? I was just joking, that wouldn't work at all! A small town government setting up a specialized feces removal worker is just not realistic!"

  Chen Hua shook his head and said, "No, I was thinking that our village's night watchman fell ill and left a few days ago. The position is now vacant, how about letting him take over the job?"

  "Great, I knew you'd have a way!" he exclaimed. Then, suddenly remembering something, he added: "But is it an official job?"

  Chen Hua said: "The husband is temporary, how can there be any organization."

  Bai Lao's eyebrows furrowed: "That won't do, they want a formal job."

  Chen Hua smiled slyly: "How did your brain become so dull? You're really considering others, it's truly rare. Just tell that person, only this way can they come step by step, and reach the sky?"

  "Is this okay?"

  "He's just a temp, earning over 800 yuan per month. Let him work for another year or so and then we'll see. If that kid is sensible, he might have a job waiting for him soon enough. But if he's stubborn, sorry to say, it's his own fault for being incompetent, not ours."

  Bai Lao Wan felt this was inappropriate: "This has a bit of a deceptive feel to it."

  "You're still short of cheating people, aren't you, Chen Hua sneered."

  That's right, anyway I promised to help get him into the government, and my husband is also in the town government compound. From this perspective, it can be considered as helping out. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel delighted: "Alright, my deputy town head, according to your words, when will you let him report for duty?"

  "Tomorrow, then. Such a big courtyard can't be left unattended either. These past few days our government people have been taking turns on duty, all of them are impatient. Especially those young folks, their wives are at home with no one to keep them company, and they're worried someone will snatch them away. We also need to make an effort for stability. Tomorrow, you let that person come find me."

  It was settled so easily that Bai Lao couldn't help but feel extremely happy, and he downed three cups in one breath with Chen Hua, his face flushing with excitement.

  "Old rules, brother, one person gets half, I'll send you your half as soon as I get the money."

  Halfway through drinking, he was overjoyed and took out his mobile phone to call his wife, Lang Siyu, asking Luo Xiaotong to prepare the money, and tomorrow morning he would take him to the town to report. Lang Siyu never expected that Bai Laowang would handle things so quickly, and couldn't help but admire: "Husband, you're really great."

  "Your husband has been great for a long time, you just know it now?!" Bai Laowang was full of pride.

  He has no idea that his wife admires him because he got a job for his mistress, she's happy that the mistress has a job, not because he's great.

  Lang Siyu immediately called Luo Xiaotong: "Tomorrow is still the same time, come to my house and take the money, things are done."

  "Lu Xiao Tong couldn't believe his ears: 'Si Yu, are you crazy? How can it be so fast? Rocket speed! Don't lie to me.'"

  "Haha, cheating you? Cheat you to try hard on me." Lang Siyu was so happy that he forgot himself and said such a sentence. He immediately regretted it, how could he say something like that, Luo Xiaotong is a college student after all, in front of him, he should be more civilized. So he changed his words: "Just kidding, but it's true, I just received the call, you come tomorrow."

  Luo Xiaotong no longer had any doubts. At this age, some things were simply unimaginable. Old White, ah Old White, thank you, I slept with your woman and you still managed to get me a job, it's really a bit embarrassing.

  Luo Xiaotong was self-satisfied there, and Bai Laowang was also happy just like him.

  "Brother, I'm so happy today, our conspiracy succeeded again. Let's celebrate and find some chicks to play with later, something new for us brothers."

  Chen Hua was also slightly drunk: "It's not fresh anymore, we've played several of them, and we've tried doing things from behind, what else do you have?"

  Bai Lao is not good at enduring, but he's great at coming up with weird ideas. Thinking about what Chen Hua said, it makes sense - since we're doing this for innovation and not just to satisfy our desires, then we should come up with some new thinking.

  "In the past, it was always a few women accompanying us, this time we brothers join forces to make one."

  "This is really something I've never tried before," Chen Hua's interest was piqued: "How does it work?"

  "We brothers always split things in half when we do something, this time is also one person one half."

  Chen Hua shook his head: "No way, can't be done. One person gets half, isn't that tearing it to shreds?"

  Bai Lao laughed loudly: "You play downstairs, I'll play upstairs. It's just one way or another. Anyway, you'll know when the time comes. I'll find someone who understands and she'll guide us." After finishing speaking, he couldn't wait any longer and went out to look for a certain telephone directory that could connect him with various women who engage in prostitution.