Upon this very night I've had a pleasant first in my life! I have laughed so fervently that tears have left my eyes

  A silly thing I know, barely a spectacle let alone a show, but that's just the way my life seems to go

  Because I'm fraying at the seems with all this weight that's crushing me

  But it was nice to feel the breath squeezed out of me, to laugh and laugh and laugh until I could only wheeze

  When the stoic starts to smile, you know its been eating him a while

  When those calm clouds on the horizon grumble of coming storm, you know that when it hits you'll regret the day you's born

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  The dam is overfull and cracking fit to blow, the sleeping giants start stirring under blankets of snow

  And all Hell is getting fit to break loose, because an oft grumpy man is now a silly goose

  The mask of outer calm I wear in worn clear down to threadbare, and through the growing cracks you see a glimpse within to hungry beast

  My peace has been destroyed and no sternly-worded letter shall suffice, indulging in spasmodic bloodlust is staring to look rather nice

  Because I am owed my pound of flesh, I tried playing nice but you keep begging for death

  And I'm sorely tempted to oblige, regrettably you life is not worth mine

  I have to walk away yet again, because its ALWAYS me who has to be the bigger man.

  Never once will you fucking twats defer to me, you simply strut about in arrogant ignorant idiocy

  The fact of the matter you're too fucking stupid to see, is that I've been trying to help you

  The reward for my selfish selflessness? The past three months of the absolute shit I've been through...

  I was right not to trust you and I won't let you dictate the terms of my life!

  You're supposed to be my elder, stop acting like you're fucking five!

  could and those thoughts cross my mind all the time, but even I'm not that much of a monster).