Chapter Eighteen: The North Wind

  I remind book friends to pay attention to rest their eyes. In the evening party, there were many people from other schools, and it was only at 6 o'clock that night that they could be allowed to open, so it's no surprise that we can see other girls and boys wearing other school uniforms walking back and forth in front of us. These girls and boys should also be students of a certain aristocratic academy, right? Tsk tsk, look at their skin, it's not like they're doing household chores at all. Unlike me, I've been doing household chores since I was a child, and I'm still practicing hard, the more tired I am, the more tired I am, tsk tsk.

  "Yayoi, what happened after I drank?" I sat on a long bench near the bonfire party, Yayoi's forehead was sweating profusely and she whispered: "N...nothing..."

  This kid just won't lie, looking at how he's speaking in a stuttering manner, I'm sure that after drinking I must have done something earth-shattering and soul-stirring, maybe even like the time I overturned the table during Chinese New Year (Author: Not just overturning the table, but literally everything...), and it's also possible that I sang some weird songs.

  But never mind, since Yayoi doesn't want to say it, I don't care either. To me, whether it happened or not is the same thing, but what's funny is that I wonder how those little brothers are reacting now. (Some mirror: =＿=！Those little brothers of yours are now hiding in their quilts, trembling with fear. For them, it was simply a nightmare. I estimate... In the future, whoever dares to make you drink will be booed by the crowd.)

  "Mei Sheng, the bonfire party, why don't we go take a look? Sitting here is so boring. Let's go take a look! Ah, I haven't seen such beautiful fireworks in a long time! Such fireworks are really pretty, indeed rich people (from 'Crossing Over: I Am the Jade Emperor')!" I stood up and stretched my arms, moved my neck, then turned to look at him beside me.

  His eyes stared blankly at the fireworks and flames: "Xiao Cha, do you like fireworks?"

  "I like it, of course I like fireworks, it's just that the fireworks don't like me." I shrugged and lazily pushed aside the guy who was pretending to be deep, and headed straight for the lively center. Yayoi saw me leaving and had no choice but to get up and follow me.

  Wow, the fireworks party was so much fun! The flames were warm and cozy, and there were many beautiful sisters, brothers, and siblings all around! Men and women dancing, singing, chatting, and eating... Hehe... It's really lively. Mito should love this kind of excitement.

  "Ya... Yaa? Eh?" Turning around, I had originally wanted to call out to Ya who was following behind me, but unexpectedly, his figure was already nowhere to be seen. My line of sight shifted slightly backwards, and I saw Ya being surrounded by a group of boys, seemingly from another school. Those boys' uniforms... I remembered them as the uniform of that aristocratic young master whom Ya had offended before... As for the reason why he was offended... It seemed like it was because during the concert, those enthusiastic fans threw flowers which hit that young master who came to accompany his mother on the head...

  Uh... those people, they wouldn't be here for revenge, would they? If so, then Yayoi...

  I hastily walked up and grabbed one of them by the arm: "Hey, hey, don't make trouble here. What's going on?"

  The guy I grabbed by the arm seemed to be the same person who had been wronged by Yumi before. He frowned and turned back to look at me, his voice extremely cold: "Let go."

  I let go of his hand and stood in front of Yayoi: "You... have something to say, explain it clearly, don't resort to violence, this is a school after all. Fighting in school is never good. I know Yayoi has a poisonous tongue and can say or do anything, but he's actually kind-hearted and handsome, beautiful, lovely, lively, captivating... You two should get along well first, turn your animosity into friendship, let your friendship last forever, let your friendship be... unbreakable (invincible guest)!"

  The guy opposite was completely stunned, his mouth twitching wildly... This... this boy blocking my way... how can he talk even faster than a girl...

  "Get moving!" He seemed to be ignoring the many teachers and parents in the school, directly waving his hand to command the group of followers behind him to charge at us. I took a step back, pushed Mitsuki behind me, and then swept my leg to take down the bunch of people in front...

  I was originally just standing here without any trouble, but then Mitsuki comes barging in and tries to squeeze in next to me. To protect him, I got hit from both left and right, what a pain! This guy is such an idiot! He's completely come over to cause trouble for me, it's infuriating! With one kick, I sent him flying out of the crowd: "Don't come back and bother me again! Stand still!"

  It's really frustrating, if it wasn't for him, I would have finished the fight long ago. It was like this before too, every time I fought with someone, he would interfere and distract me, which ended up getting me all injured! So annoying!

  I was muttering to myself as I knocked down a chubby guy with one hand, and without Mito's interference, I quickly took down the group of outsiders. After dusting off my hands, I turned around to see Mito staring at me with her sparkling eyes: "Kocha, thank you for always being by my side, I'd be totally helpless without you."

  "Sweat dripping from my forehead, I'm so furious! Suppressing the urge to vomit, I walk up and lift him up: 'You, go back to your dorm room now and reflect on yourself. Once you're done reflecting, come out again! I'll handle things for you right now. Ugh, it's all because of you... such a nuisance!"

  I finished speaking and glared at him, warning him to leave. He indeed left obediently... Then I slowly turned my head to look at the group of people in front of me who had just gotten up from the ground with black marks on their faces and said: "If there's anything that Yayoi did wrong to you guys before, you can speak out first and then negotiate. Why do you have to resort to violence? Don't you know that using violence is against national laws and regulations? Don't you know how serious a crime it is to intentionally harm someone? Don't you know that Buddhism values compassion and mercy? Don't you know the consequences of harming others are severe? Don't look at me with that kind of gaze. I am completely justified in self-defense, do you understand what self-defense means? Self-defense refers to actions taken to prevent unlawful infringement on national interests, public benefits, personal rights, property, or other legitimate rights and interests (from "The Invincible Dormitory of University"). It is a counterattack against unlawful infringers to protect lawful rights from being infringed upon. It is a legal institution stipulated in the criminal law to protect individuals who fight against illegal and criminal behavior. You guys aren't young anymore, don't you even know these basic things? Are you still worthy of living in this world? Are you still human?

  That group of people all knelt on the ground, wailing and crying, while saying: "I'm sorry to my country, I'm sorry to the people, I'm sorry to the common folk, I'm sorry to Dad, I'm sorry to Mom, I'm sorry to little brother, I'm sorry to little sister, I'm sorry to the great mountains and rivers, I'm sorry to the sparrows on the roof, I'm sorry to the dog guarding the door at home, I'm sorry to the street sweeper aunt... I'm sorry to **, I'm sorry to Premier Zhou, I'm sorry to Grandpa Jiang, I'm sorry to Uncle Hu...

  Today's bonfire party was really depressing. I originally planned to roast some warm and cozy fire, but as soon as I walked over there, I was forced to fight with a group of idiots. I don't know if I offended someone in my previous life or what, but I met this idiot named Yayoi. As I walked back to my dormitory, moving my arm, I couldn't help but feel like something bad was going to happen. My eyelids kept twitching, it seemed like a warning sign that something terrible would occur. But didn't I already have enough bad luck? What else could possibly go wrong? Like an earthquake or a fire? Ridiculous...

  After turning a corner, it seemed like I heard the sound of people talking inside. Of course, what they were saying didn't interest me in the least; at most, I just imagined in my heart that they might be engaging in some kind of improper transaction.

  "Three hundred bucks for one kiss." The voice seemed to be a male voice.

  "Shao Feng... as long as it's you, no matter how much money I'm willing..." The voice was a woman's...

  Haha, it turns out that our college still has some "cowherds" (slang for people who are very wealthy), taking advantage of this opportunity to make more money... It's really strange, aren't all the people in this college rich kids? Embarrassing...

  I rubbed my nose and swung my arm as I passed by... As I passed, I saw two people kissing each other... Hehe, people these days, tsk tsk, is the taste of a kiss that great? When Yasser and I kissed, it didn't feel like anything special... (Although that was an accident)

  Maybe it was just that I happened to pass by the streetlight, blocking the light for a moment, and those two people were kissing so passionately, but they still felt it. The man looked up at me first...

  Wow, this guy is really handsome... can't quite put my finger on it, but he's so good-looking that I almost think I've seen a beautiful fairy or something. It's just too bad that someone as handsome as him would become a gigolo... But thinking about it, if he wasn't handsome, how could he be a gigolo? Sigh, these days it's tough to make a living in any profession. Tsk tsk.

  I thought to myself, then slowly slid away from them with a sigh, shaking my head like an old man who had experienced great things for centuries... Before I could even take a step back, someone grabbed my ankle... It was the cowherd, who hooked his finger around my collar and stared at me strangely for a moment before saying: "Hehe... Your face is even more beautiful than mine? Are you interested in joining us? The monthly salary is very high, you know."

  Join? Ah, I see, it's actually an organized thing after all... My god, I originally thought he was just selling on his own, but it turns out it's a group effort. This school is really messed up, and to think he's still wearing our school uniform, it's really disgusting.

  I smiled wryly: "Sorry, I don't seem very interested, sorry...... hehe......"

  "Interest... hehe, this isn't something that just anyone with interest can do, only people like you with a good face can. Our Hana Danshi-bu isn't just going to let anyone join, but since you're not bad, I thought I'd invite you. If your skills aren't up to par, we can teach you... and definitely make you the most popular guy..." That guy said, and then actually reached out and ruffled my hair!!!!! My goosebumps jumped right up!

  "It's okay, don't worry about it"

  "I'm a rough and unrefined person, completely unsuitable for this line of work. If you want to find someone, go look for the student union president instead, he seems more capable, talented, and handsome than me... I have other things to attend to, goodbye..." A complete and utter retreat, next time I must absolutely avoid running into such a terrifying guy again.

  "Shuo Feng... what's wrong with you?" The girl who had paid the money seemed to sense the boy's change and raised her head in a somewhat unusual manner to ask him.

  "There's nothing... just... found something really fun..." The boy's face was clean and neat, absolutely beautiful and delicate, especially the smile that curled up at the corner of his mouth, almost... captivating, immediately putting the girl in front of him into a state of infatuation again.

  I returned to the dormitory at 10 o'clock in the evening. When I opened the door and turned the key, I felt something was off. My gaze shifted inside, and I saw a boy wearing a clean dress shirt. His nose bridge was high, with a thin layer of sweat on it, as if he had just done some physical labor (the author notes: He climbed over the wall to get in). There was a hint of sadness in his eyes, but it wasn't expressed. He looked at me with a warm and gentle gaze, slightly opening his lips: "Huh... you're finally back."

  "Yasser? How are you here? Didn't you attend the bonfire party? There were so many people outside." At first, I was stunned, but after seeing the open window, I knew what had happened and didn't react much, smiling and asking him.

  His long eyelashes moved, and then he turned his head towards the window: "Huh... yeah, I didn't go. Because I've been waiting for you all along... I waited for you under the student council building, under the big tree outside the theater, by the podium in class... I kept waiting for you, hoping to see you, but... huh, why are there always so many people around you? Hehe, so many, always so many. Originally thought that if I could be by your side... you would... But now I realize, there are actually so many people around you, just like the moon in the sky, we're all just stars, can only look at you, surround you, and you're the moon..."

  What he said left me with a bewildered expression... What's this about the moon and stars? Has Yasu gone crazy after attending that school festival or something? If I were the moon, the first thing I'd do is fall from the sky and smash Mito half to death! Of course, if it were possible.

  "Uh... after all, who will be your sun? Hehe, who can become your sun? Is it that boy who has always been by your side? Or is it someone else? Who is it... isn't there anyone who can truly be by your side? Xiao Cha, what do you want to do... how can you... uh, I've always wanted to be by your side... always thinking..." Yaser suddenly stumbled up and rushed over to me, hugging my head...

  My nose tip touched his lips, and I smelled a faint scent of alcohol... Has this guy been drinking?! (The trivialities of life)!

  "Hey, hey, Jasper? Have you been drinking? What's gotten into you? You can't even handle your liquor and yet you still drink (I shot a disdainful glance at a certain tea: it seems like you also can't handle your liquor but still drank to the point of almost dying, and nearly destroyed someone else's tavern in the process). Ugh, never mind. Just lie down and rest for now." I dragged him over and tossed him onto the bed.

  Just at this time, I don't know who came to knock on the door. Damn it, it's really annoying. How can I not even let me rest? First Yasser, now someone else, why do they like knocking on my door in the middle of the night?!

  A bit annoyed, I got up to open the door, but when I opened it, I couldn't see anyone. Just as I was about to get frustrated, I heard another knock... Wait, no, it wasn't a knock on the door, but rather a knock on the wall. Turning around, I saw a young man in white sitting at my window sill, one hand resting on the windowsill and the other raised in mid-air, staring at the wall beside him. A faint smile was on his face as he looked at Yasser, who was drunk on my bed, and chuckled: "Hehe... I didn't expect that the person sent by the Shuo Feng Sect to negotiate with me would be a Duan Xiu (a term used to refer to a gay man). But it's okay, according to your qualifications, even if you were a double sleeve (a term used to refer to a straight man), it would still be fine, hehe."

  Huh...... who is this weird guy......?

  I gazed at the guy in front of me with a twitching mouth corner, he's really... quite a handsome guy, isn't he? Except for his current expression being somewhat annoying, everything else about him is pleasing to the eye, hmm... Wait, what's wrong with me lately? Have I really gone crazy from staying in this boys' school for too long? The guy in front of me is trespassing in my dorm room, and aren't there many traps set up by the student council outside? How much time did it take him to get in here? No matter how I look at him, he seems completely unscathed...

  He saw that I wasn't speaking, so he lightly jumped down from the windowsill and walked silently to my front. His crystal-clear eyes stared tightly at me: "Hey... I'm Mei Yu, the leader of the Xunhua Boys' Department... The purpose of coming today is to discuss with you about joining our boys' department, huh? Are you considering it?"

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