Chapter 23: The Handsome Guys of the Fragrant Flower Boys' Department
He saw me not speaking, and his hand, which had originally been loosening his tie, slowly moved to my chin: "Hey, do you want to try...?"
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"Ah! A few drops of sweat on my forehead, this little devil really thinks I can't subdue him? Suddenly, I reached out and grabbed his arm, flipping the situation around. Now it's my turn to pin him down! Haha, I'm so powerful, now it's my turn to win! Uh... but... why do I feel like this position is a bit... ambiguous..."
One hand grasped his arm, the other propped against his head, and both legs sat on his body... uh... this way, no matter how I look at it, I seem to be in a state of desperation.
When I came to my senses, I had already jumped off the sofa and retreated several steps away. Uh... I'd rather die than get close to that guy again! It's simply an invitation to crime, no matter what I do, it's either his crime against me or mine against him, it's really terrifying! No wonder he can become the king of the Flower Boy Department, I really have eyes but fail to recognize Mount Tai, what a sin!
He saw me hiding so far away and smiled lightly: "What? You don't want to see me?"
"Uh... that, already... thoroughly met." I retreated several steps back, my mouth twitching, until I was pressed against the wall. Hehe... where would I dare to get close to you again? It's simply a nightmare! What if one day I really do something unfilial... Wuuu... how could I face my beloved mom and dad in heaven?! Although I still quite like getting close to kids, this person in front of me... doesn't seem like an ordinary kid...
He slowly sat up from the sofa, rearranging himself into his original elegant posture. The wrinkled collar and hair that I had messed up were skillfully smoothed out by him, making it seem as if nothing had happened at all. It's really... efficient, isn't it? So being a gigolo also requires this kind of skill, restoring everything to its original state before the next customer arrives! High, it's really high, too high!
"Well then, let's introduce the next one." He smiled lightly and said to Mingyue who was staring at him with wide eyes.
Mingyue immediately reacted and dragged me back to the four young men from earlier. I don't know what's going on, but those four young men seemed to be stunned by what I did earlier or what that little kid did, they were all frozen in place without moving. Mingyue coughed softly before bringing them back to their senses...
"This is Jikusai, from the Painting Department of Art Building," said Myogetsu, introducing that wild-looking guy. I had intended to greet him properly, but this bastard didn't even grunt at me, treating me like a complete stranger.
Continue to introduce...
"This is Jian Shang Si, he's not a student of Art Loft, but rather the same level as you, in Class A of Year One, the top elite class."
By the way, he was the student with the highest score in this entrance exam." This time, Mingyue introduced that gentle and handsome guy who looked warm and pleasant no matter how you looked at him. And the entrance exam was... wait, wait?! Entrance exam?! Why did I seem to not have such an exam?!
"Hello, welcome to Xunhua Boys' Department." Before I could even think about the entrance exam, that gentle and handsome guy gave me a slight smile and greeted me.
I had no choice but to put aside the awkward entrance exam incident for now and hurriedly greeted him: "Uh...hello."
Then continue to introduce...
"This is the one you should have met, he's the one who recommended you to come, Shao Feng from the Music Department of Art Building." Ming Yue finally pointed her finger at the culprit who framed me. The guy had a clean dress shirt on, with an icy cold expression that hadn't changed for thousands of years, and when I glared at him with my eyes, he actually dared to raise his eyebrows at me, as if saying: "I'm the one who framed you, what's it to you? Not satisfied? Want to bite me?"
Damn it... The day I take off this ring on my hand, I'll teach you a good lesson!
"This one is also from the Music Department of Art Building, his name is Feng Shoulian." Someone's finger finally pointed to the quietest and farthest one among the four young men...
My gaze shifted away... Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! That stinky brat in the elevator!!!!!!!! He was the one who refused to tell me how to get to the 66th floor!!!!!!!! And he, he, he's also a member of the Smoking Blossom Boys' Department?!
The man seemed to feel my strange gaze, turned his head and looked at me lightly, then turned his head back, and faintly heard a soft hum in his nose.
"Finally, it's my turn. I'm Kagen no Tsuki of the Hanaotoko Department, and I specialize in training newcomers like you. So from now on, let's spend more time together, okay? Please teach me a lot." He finally introduced himself, and that beautiful, fairy-like guy smiled at me with a mischievous grin: "Hey, maybe we can strike up a romantic spark, huh?"
Luckily I didn't eat breakfast or lunch, otherwise I would have vomited. What spark of love, I never even considered entering this department...
