An emergency broadcast warned: 'Nuclear War Imminent!'

  "John! We've got to seek shelter!"

  "I found an app, Julia. Let's go!"

  He drove the car off-road through dirt, trees, and bushes.

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  "John, something's wrong! It's taking us to the city center!"

  "Trust me. I know what I'm doing. Hold on!"

  "John, you're going to get us killed!"

  "Almost there ..."

  A large gathering of people singing held hands in a circle.

  "What's this app, John?"

  "Have faith, Julia—to survive like primitives under fallout. Not a chance!"

  Julia swiped to see the app's name—‘Ground Zero: Make It Swift and Quick!'