Are you flirting with me?
Are you flirting with me?
Yan Jing, although very spineless, would always keep his promises. So when Chu Xueran came out of the kitchen, Yan Jing had already wiped the floor spotlessly clean.
"How's that? I'm still pretty good at this, right? Give me an evaluation, my lifesaver." Yan Jing said proudly to Chu Xueran.
Chu Xueran originally wanted to praise Yan Jing sincerely, but seeing Yan Jing's arrogant expression, Chu Xueran thought of provoking him instead. So Chu Xueran said, "Although your beautiful face can't hide your plain intelligence, it can't be denied that you still have great potential for serving the people, keep working hard."
Yan Jing didn't realize that Chu Xueran was scolding him, and he happily said, "That's right, who am I? In the past, I took care of my lover so well that they became plump and could be eaten directly."
Chu Xueyan continued to tease Yan Jing, "Wow, can't tell at all, with you being such a little devil, how did you manage to find a girlfriend? Which woman is brave enough to insert herself into this pile of cow dung?"
Yan Jing leaned in close to Chu Xueyan's ear, intentionally blowing his breath onto her skin. He felt her body stiffen for a moment before he said with a sly tone, "I didn't say she was my girlfriend. There are many men in this world who like to insert themselves into my pile of cow dung. Uncle, do you want to give it a try? Consider it as me repaying you by offering myself to you."
Chu Xueran immediately pushed away Yan Jing, somewhat at a loss, and a hint of tension could be heard in his voice, "Dinner is almost ready, I'll go take a look in the kitchen."
Yan Jing watched as Chu Xueren hastily retreated, a sly smile spreading across his face. "Uncle, I'm going to take a bath. Can you help me find a clean set of pajamas?"
Chu Xueran replied in the kitchen, "Got it, little devil." His tone had returned to its usual indifference from a few minutes ago, and his voice no longer betrayed any of his previous agitation.
Hearing the sound of the bathroom door closing, Chu Xueran finally let out a sigh of relief. It seemed that he had indeed picked up a big trouble to bring home. He hoped that in the future, he wouldn't regret his sudden kindness today.
She put the dishes on the table, then walked into her bedroom to find a nightgown for Yan Jing. She looked at her own nightgowns and thought that Yan Jing was half a head shorter than herself, hesitated for a moment, and put her own nightgowns back in the closet. If someone wore an ill-fitting nightgown to sleep, wouldn't they feel uncomfortable?
She closed her own wardrobe and remained silent for a few minutes, then walked to the wardrobe beside her, took out a white men's pajama, and left.
In the bathroom, there was still the sound of water splashing, and Chu Xueran suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. This house had been devoid of human presence for a long time, except for himself going through the motions of living.
Chu Xueyan knocked on the bathroom door, "Little ghost, your pajamas are placed at the door."
A cheerful voice came from the bathroom, "Got it, uncle."
Chu Xueran smiled and said, "This voice is so energetic, it's really like a little devil's. Chu Xueran turned around to leave.
The bathroom door suddenly opened and Yang Jing's head popped out, "Uncle, which towel can I use?"
Yan Jing's body was blocked by a door for more than half, but it had the effect of holding a pipa to cover his face, and the water droplets on his body sparkled with dazzling light under the lamp, which made Yan Jing's exposed skin even more delicate and smooth.
Chu Xueran thought that the person behind the door was naked at this moment, and he felt a surge of heat in his body. This kid is deliberately seducing himself, right? He felt something flowing out of his nose, so Chu Xueran quickly covered his nose, then turned his back to Yan Jing, "You can use it as you like, I don't think you're dirty."
"Wipe it off! I'm not done being disgusted by you yet!" Yan Jing angrily grabbed the bathrobe at the door and slammed the bathroom door shut.
A few minutes later, Yan Jing came out of the bathroom, "Uncle, isn't this nightgown yours?"
Chu Xueran stared blankly at Yan Jing beside the dinner table, "You look very suitable in that." White suits many people originally.
"Of course, who else but me? With this figure of mine, any clothes can be controlled." Yan Jing sat opposite Chu Xueran, starting to eat, "Think back then, Lu Fang that kid, in order to make me lose face, got me a set of women's clothing, tsk, I wore it and didn't I still outshine all the others? Even Lu Fang's eyes were fixed on me."
"Who is Luo Fang?" If Chu Xueran hadn't misremembered, just now downstairs, Yan Jing was also scolding Luo Fang.
Yan Jing raised his eyes and glanced at Chu Xueran, saying indifferently, "It's just the old man's worn-out shoes."
Chu Xueyan saw Yan Jing's indifferent face and was actually a little angry. This kid treated emotions so casually, truly deserving of his treacherous and destructive appearance.
"Can you be certain it's a new shoe just by wearing it?"
Yan Jing put down his chopsticks, revealing a somewhat rascal expression. "Everyone's new love is someone else's worn-out shoes. As long as they fit me well and make me comfortable when I wear them, what difference does it make whether they're new or old? In the end, it's just a stick that someone else has used before. Wash it clean and it's fine."
Chu Xueran felt that the words coming out of Yan Jing's mouth were something ordinary people couldn't bear to hear, "Little ghost, don't talk while eating."
Yan Jing started eating voraciously, muttering to himself, "Uncle, your cooking is really delicious. This is the best thing I've ever tasted."
"You're just hungry, everything tastes good." Chu Xueran picked up some dishes and put them in Yan Jing's bowl.
Yan Jing also learned from him, picking up some dishes that were a bit far away and putting them in his bowl. "Uncle, don't talk while eating."
Chu Xueyan really wanted to shut up Yan Jing's infuriating mouth.
The two of them stopped talking, and the time for dinner passed quickly. After clearing the bowls and chopsticks, Chu Xueran pointed to a room and said to Yan Jing, "You sleep in that room."
"Uncle, where did you sleep?"
"My bedroom is in that house opposite," said Chu Xueran as he opened the door to his own room, "if there's anything at night, you can come find me."
Yan Jing said in his heart, "Can I also come to you when my desires are not fulfilled?" But he said out loud, "Got it, uncle."
Chu Xueyan added a sentence before entering the bedroom, "You can come to me, but knock on the door, don't scare me at my bedside."
"Ah," Yan Jing said with a look of sudden realization, "it seems that Uncle was scared by someone before. I also really want to see the look on Uncle's face when he gets scared."
The only response to Yan Jing was a loud bang of the door closing.
"Cut," Yan Jing flipped off a middle finger at Chu Xueran's bedroom door, "I'll scare you to death sooner or later."